Seriously…

A Polish pensioner destroyed an entire block of flats when he poured insecticide down a ventilation shaft after being driven potty by ants.

Marcin Bartosz, 74, used gallons of insecticide but when it seemed to have no effect on the insects he threw a burning towel after it.

The explosion left the block of flats in Lublin in eastern Poland in ruins and Bartosz in hospital with third degree burns.

Miraculously, none of his neighbours was injured in the accident.

Major lawl.

Yeah so i’m bringing it back, and finally have an idea for it that i’m willing to stick with.

I got into a heated argument with a friend the other day about who would kick whose arse in hand to hand combat and walk out the winner: Mark Wahlberg or Matt Damon?

Let me tell you, as funkadelic as Jason Bourne might be, Mark Wahlberg would tear Damon a new one blindfolded and with one hand behind his back.

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