My name is Stefan D’Alessandro.

That’s me on the left. I am from Melbourne, Australia. I was born in August of 1987. I try to keep my pimp hand strong. I haven’t beat Petey in Mario Stikers yet, but I will.

My friends call me Dalla. I am left handed. I play the guitar. I’m OK at it.

I am half Italian and half Lebanese. I have two brothers. They are cool. I don’t smoke - I drink. I like pubs more than clubs.

I love rock music. Actually, i love most music. I love Dave Grohl.

I live at home with my family. I run my own business. I create websites.

When I get drunk, I send too many SMS messages. I pass out heaps, too. Mr. Singh tailors my suits.

I laugh at stupid shit. I laugh at anything, really.

I am superficial. I am stubborn. I am immature. I am happy and I love life.